garaffe:

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oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

hawxkeye:

fifty favorite fictional characters 
↳ 1. James Wilson (House MD)

I lied. I’ve been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. It’s a little experiment, you know, to see where you draw the line.

I took six pills and now my parents wanna take me to the hospital

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

letsglitchit:

Gorillaz Loop MoshHigh Resolution

letsglitchit:

Gorillaz Loop Mosh
High Resolution

nastygal:

Miss Bettie Page
Artwork by Foie Gras
livers:

DON’T KNOW YOU & DON’T OWE YOU
a smile
my time
my attention

livers:

DON’T KNOW YOU & DON’T OWE YOU

  • a smile
  • my time
  • my attention

beckettweekes:

Tweets from bands/band members to remember if you’re feeling shitty

i swear i never even said that!!
me denying something i clearly did say just a few minutes prior (via tiredestprincess)