I wanna have sex with Ross Lynch

My cat is stupid

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

magicaldisneyworld:

Balloons on Flickr.
givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

seifukucat:

battle of the century

aljazeeraamerica:

Photos: Good Friday around the globe

From Hyderabad, India to Cuenca, Spain, the faithful re-enact the 12 Stages of Christ’s crucifixion

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I want to die
Anonymous

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

gjume:

this is full of surprises

"Remember that time we ran out of gas coming back from a cook?" "The gauge…. It always said half-full." "You walked three miles with a jerry can while I waited on the side of the road, praying that no cop would show up… no good Samaritan."
mccartneymadness:

In which everyone’s heart broke simultaneously 

mccartneymadness:

In which everyone’s heart broke simultaneously